This is the story of how I fell in love:
Today I was wandering around a lovely shopping center when I was surprised to stumble across a Lulu Lemon* store. Excited, I walked into a white soccer-mom's dreamland: yoga pants galore!
Today I was wandering around a lovely shopping center when I was surprised to stumble across a Lulu Lemon* store. Excited, I walked into a white soccer-mom's dreamland: yoga pants galore!
The wearing-yoga-pants-even-or-especially-when-you've-done-absolutely-no-physical-activity-nor-do-you-plan-to craze as been steadily picking up speed, but I have yet to find a pair of yoga pants that doesn't stretch to translucency when forced to cover my, shall we say: "over-abundance" of thigh and calf. (My knees are a perfectly normal size.) Not to mention the 36" inseam.
I have heard from many sources that the quality of lulu is unequaled, but knowing how expensive they are, I couldn't bring myself to even look. Feeling brave today, I walked straight to the back where they have yoga pants displayed in as many styles as jeans at the Buckle. A friendly associate approached me and said,
"I'm guessing you're looking for something long enough?"
(It was kind of her and probably a strict company policy not to mention any other physical feature of concern.)
She proceeded to recommend several styles that ran long and also several styles that they carry in an actual long size. The very first pair I tried on fit like a dream. I could tell right away that this was no ordinary pair of yoga pants. Plus, the most shocking part of all: THEY REACHED THE FLOOR.
I'm telling you, when the girl called out from the sales floor to ask if I was doing okay, I flung the door open with a smile and said
"I'm doing great!"
Then when I realized that she didn't actually want to see, I awkwardly and quickly retreated and shut the door to the dressing room and looked at my legs in the mirror for another solid 5 minutes. Who knew that heaven was 87% nylon, 13% lycra, and comes in size 12?
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How can something this comfortable look so good at the same time? What kind of trickery is this?
And then I remembered the trickery. The string attached. For a whopping 108 smackaroos, a little slice of heaven can be yours. (They do, however, offer a payment plan called "selling your soul to the devil" in just six easy installments.)
Then a little orange sticker caught my eye. It said: Last chance $48.
People, heaven was half off today only! Glory hallelujah! I picked my peasant clothes up off of the floor and quickly put them back on, taking care not to desicrate the Lulu's by letting them touch the ground.
I rushed out of the dressing room with a wild look in my eyes and asked anxiously, is this the price of these pants? The reply was sweet nectar to my ears. I swiped my card and was handed my happiness in a nice little fabric shopping bag. These people know how to getcha.
When I got home, I decided I really should go do some cardio today. I reached for my pants, but stopped. Did I really want to dirty these beauties up on the first day? Then it hit me. This was not a new pair of workout pants. This was a pair of lounge-around-and-read pants. This was a pair of slept-through-my-alarm pants. This was a pair of I-wanna-look-casual-but-fabulous pants.
Let's get something straight here. I am not looking to make a fashion statement when I go to the gym. I go to the gym to workout and it is not pretty. I'm talking the sweaty, red-faced, frizzy hair, free t-shirt and hand-me-down basketball shorts, kind of "not pretty."
So I paid $48 dollars for a pair of workout pants that I fully intend to use for the exact opposite. Because these pants are the most wonderful thing ever. Also because I'm cheap and cannot afford to spend 48 dollars on a glorified, wearable sweat mop.
So I'll lounge and sleep and eat and play and do whatever the heck I want in these pants in order to hopefully preserve their thick, mixed-fiber, long, stretchy goodness for years to come.
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That is the story of how I fell in love with a pair of pants. (And I didn't even have to sell my soul.)
*I do want to state that I do have several issues with the company founder and such, but everyone in the Farmington store was very kind and helpful, and they make awesome pants.
Then a little orange sticker caught my eye. It said: Last chance $48.
People, heaven was half off today only! Glory hallelujah! I picked my peasant clothes up off of the floor and quickly put them back on, taking care not to desicrate the Lulu's by letting them touch the ground.
I rushed out of the dressing room with a wild look in my eyes and asked anxiously, is this the price of these pants? The reply was sweet nectar to my ears. I swiped my card and was handed my happiness in a nice little fabric shopping bag. These people know how to getcha.
When I got home, I decided I really should go do some cardio today. I reached for my pants, but stopped. Did I really want to dirty these beauties up on the first day? Then it hit me. This was not a new pair of workout pants. This was a pair of lounge-around-and-read pants. This was a pair of slept-through-my-alarm pants. This was a pair of I-wanna-look-casual-but-fabulous pants.
Let's get something straight here. I am not looking to make a fashion statement when I go to the gym. I go to the gym to workout and it is not pretty. I'm talking the sweaty, red-faced, frizzy hair, free t-shirt and hand-me-down basketball shorts, kind of "not pretty."
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Ha. No, I sweat. |
So I paid $48 dollars for a pair of workout pants that I fully intend to use for the exact opposite. Because these pants are the most wonderful thing ever. Also because I'm cheap and cannot afford to spend 48 dollars on a glorified, wearable sweat mop.
So I'll lounge and sleep and eat and play and do whatever the heck I want in these pants in order to hopefully preserve their thick, mixed-fiber, long, stretchy goodness for years to come.
That is the story of how I fell in love with a pair of pants. (And I didn't even have to sell my soul.)
*I do want to state that I do have several issues with the company founder and such, but everyone in the Farmington store was very kind and helpful, and they make awesome pants.